“You can have 60 days of free health supplements” they said. “It will improve your concentration, your ability to fight colds, your stamina and make you a better man” they added. “OK” I said.

So, what am I hoping for from this? Well, my job- in the loosest possible sense of the word- regularly sees me seeing 6am, on consecutive nights, in rather unhealthy situations. And when this isn’t the case I sit alone in a room dimly lit with eco-friendly light bulbs and a window that rarely catches the sun after 10am, with only the constant intake of cigarettes and not from concentrate juice to break up the day.

It’s therefore more of a case of harm reduction, than reaching my pinnacle of health. Sure, I’m active- with dancing and five-a-side the main moments of movement in my week, but I’m not what you would call ‘a picture’. So if this can make those forced wake-ups easier, and get my brain into gear faster before the next day’s work then I’m sold.

Here’s hoping it does.